STILL WAGE SLAVING?

We are cooking something big. And it's not fries.

The Franchise Manifesto

Title: Employee Resignation Plan.

Mission: To turn every Wageie into a Solana Degen.

Key Feature: Absolutely NO OVERTIME.

The Happy Meal Menu

WAGE Burger: 1 Billion Total Supply.

No Tax Fries: 0% Buy/Sell Tax.

Burned Napkins: Liquidity BURNED (when Raydium hits).

Employee Manual

  1. Get Sol: Buy $SOL on any CEX.
  2. Phantom: Send $SOL to Phantom Wallet.
  3. Swap: Find the Pump.fun link and FLIP IT.

Shift Schedule

Shift 1 Pump.fun launch & Community building.
Shift 2 Raydium listing & CoinGecko.
Shift 3 Retiring at a private beach.